READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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