flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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