I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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