Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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