As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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