I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
