Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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