True but thats because hes a fetus.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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