Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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