we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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