This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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