She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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