He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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