? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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