I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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