i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I have aggressive nipples.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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