she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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