you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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