We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth