so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love