Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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