Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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