If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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