Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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