its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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