his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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