Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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