he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we made out on top of his cat.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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