Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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