I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I intend to get homeless drunk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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