Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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