so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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