everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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