Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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