Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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