you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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