Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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