yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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