I want to stick my p in your. b.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.