If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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