Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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