Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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