I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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