Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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