I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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