Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize
