Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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