The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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