We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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