Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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