why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
