U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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