I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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