you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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