We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
there was a trapeze. enough said
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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