Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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